Welcome to the Nipclub Dinosaur Park Diner!
We hope to have some tasty treats for you, and I promise none of them have been sitting around since the Jurassic period!
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Oh my! This guy looks awfully hungry!
So
On to the treats!
Brontosaurus Bones anyone? Ours are slow cooked in a Mequite Smoker with a prehistoric Carolina Rub and served with a tangy BBQ sauce. To Go Wheelbarrows available upon request!
Yum! We have Prehistoric Sashimi!
Your choice of Coelacanth, Alligator Gar, Sturgeon,
and my personal favorite, Arowana!
Served with a Nip and Lemon dipping sauce
Stegasaurus Stew! Slightly spicy Chipolte and Lime with a sprinkling of Nip
Our Standing Rib Roast of Wooley Rhabdodon,
tasty and tender, served with a succulent Wild Currant sauce and a large portion of Jurassic mashed potatoes and Yorkshire Pudding.
Nipclub Nachos! Made with prehistoric Maise Chips and covered with the finest Mastadon Cheese. Served with a spicy salsa and a choice of Alvarezsaurid(prehistoric turkey), Dinosaur Shrimp, or just plain with Cheese
Carboniferous Lobster Paella,
served with a big bib and plenty of Nip and Lemon Butter!
Bring your appetite! Giant Unionod Clams wrapped in Daeodon Bacon! Enough to share with several Pals! Seved with buckets of Nip Lemon Butter and a gallon of Tabasco!
And of course our famous Nipclub Bacon! Cone.
Filled with the finest Applewood Smoked Daeodon Bacon!
we'll break out the Nipclub Semi to deliver it to you! Enough to share with friends!!
Our Triassic Aetosaur Meatloaf wrapped in Daeodon Bacon! Tasty! Served with roasted Potatoes and Maise 
Bagels and Lox with Mastadon Cream Cheese!
Our Dinosaur-sized Hogie! With all the tasty fixings.
Babyback Brontosaurs Ribs!
With our special St Louis Miocene BBQ Sauce
Southern Fried Velociraptor! Just like grandma used to make! With all the tasty fixings, bring your appetite!
Our Fried Lasagna, naturally. It wouldn't be Nipclub without it!
Yup! Pizza has been around since the Creataceous Period.
Ours is made fresh with the finest Daeodon Bacon! and Mastodon Cheeses
Our Pulled Parkosaurus Sandwich With our Carolina Honey BBQ sauce and all the fixings!
Some Lighter Fare and Sweet Treats!
Tempura battered Triassic Triops! Very tasty with an Orange Nip sauce
HotDogasaurus! Served plain, with relish, or with Jurassic Chili and Mastadon Cheese sauce
Our Big Bang Chips and Dip Plate!
Guaranteed to make you philosophical and SMART!
A favorite of @TheNascarKitty! Our Bacon! and Chipolte Potato Salad. A tasty, spicy treat by itself, or a wonderful accompaniment with any of our BBQ items!
Our Aegyptosaurus Stew,
lightly sauteed chucks of the African dinosaur served with a tasty Banana, Orange, Nip, and Curry sauce
How about a heaping serving of our Mastodon Bleu Cheese and Daeodon Bacon! Fries? Sure to hit the spot!
Our Hatching Dinosaur Egg Cupcakes! Chocolate Bacon! cupcake
with a tasty Nip Buttercreme Frosting
Tasty Daeodon Bacon! In Amber Carmels. They'll melt in your mouth!
Naturally for those who haven't gotten enough Bacon! yet, our Daeodon Bacon! Bouquet.
Brought to your computer terminal in a semi-truck, enough to share with friends, or not...
Our Giant Tridacna Clam Cookies, a very tasty Lemon Sugar cookie with a hint of Nip. Free Pearls included, if you can lift them!
The perfect dessert to follow our BBQ Dino Bones!
Chocolate Bacon! Cake
Another tasty treat to share with friends! Pineapple Augratin! A delectable mix of Pineapple, Cashews, Coconut, and Bacon! Baked in a Coconut, Pineapple, Brown Sugar, and condensed milk sauce.
Chocolate Meringue Mushrooms,
tasty little treats even the dinosaurs loved!
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Thanks so much for joining us on our adventure to
Nipclub Dinosaur Park!
Please come back for as many treats as you'd like!
See ya next month!
The Nipclub Crew
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