Friday, September 7, 2012

Dinosaur Park Cocktails

Welcome to Nipclub's Dinosaur Park
 Watering Hole!
 This is the Nipclub afternoon place to be!!
So, Join your pals and pull up a chair or sit in your favorite booth.
You and the Dinosaurs are here to refresh yourselves!
Please be sure and visit our charity shelter, Safe Haven For Cats site, and please donate if you can.


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Welcome to the Bar!
Try our Jurassic Jamba Juice! Kiwi, and Melon Liqueurs, with a Nip and Rum kicker.



Always a hit, our Key Lime Niptini


Made with Grapefruit Juice, our 1000 year old Tequila, and the finest Ginger Liqueur, our True Grit is sure to help you show your stuff out in the Dinosaur Park! The Rope Garnish will come in handy if you need to escape, or at least add some excitement to your story! 

Almost as old as the Dinosaurs, our Hemmingway's Daquiri is always a big hit, and just maybe the ghost of the big guy will help you write your tale!  «ô¿ô»



Our Chocolate Vodka Martini chilled on ice from the Mendenhall Glacier, calved not stirred!

Orchids and Rum and Nip!
The perfect Prehistoric Meowjito!


Our Dinosaur's Dream Milkshake is made with Pineapple infused Vodka, a splash of Coconut Milk, and Bailey's Creme. Sure to leave you in peaceful slumber.


Well maybe it wasn't a comet that wiped out the Dinosaurs, but this Flaming Comet is sure to leave it's mark! Made with Amaretto, Goldschlager Ginger Schnapps, and 151 Rum, your Bacon! Swizzle Stick is cooked as you watch!

Our Trade Winds Mai Tai! 
It's sure is a good thing Nipclub built the Dinosaur Park on an island!
Sipping a cool one in the prehistoric jungle can't get any better than this!


Well, maybe a little better!
Our Frosty cold Champagne Hibiscus Bliss is sure to be a tasty treat! Stored for 1000s of years in the prehistoric caves of Laucaux France, our Champagne is the finest in the world!






Ooooh! Fresh Mountain Raspberries!
To add to your champagne, or just to nibble on. Either way a great taste treat!



 One of Flicka's ancestors who helped deliver our Champagne! 



It wouldn't be Nipclub without @PepiSmartDog's Bacon! Sparkletini! With Diamonds and Gold Dust from the Land Before Time!


♫ I like Pina Coladas and Taking Walks in the Rain ! ♫
OK, OK, my taste in music is a little prehistoric, but you can't find a tastier Pina Colada
anywhere!


And you can't find anything more refreshing than our Fruit Smoothies!

Or how about a tasty cool glass of fresh Fruit Juice!


Did you have to ask? Of course we have Hank's Bacon! Beer!! It wouldn't be Nipclub without it!


And Hank's Bacon! Root Beer for our younger anipals!



You will find tasty Giant Prehistoric Nut Bowls throughout the Nipclub bar. Please help yourselves. The Nuts are giantic too!


Just starting your shift? Or just need a pick me up?
Our Coffee is always fresh and made from the finest beans in the world!

Our Dinosaur Latte is Epoch!


Our Sabretooth Catpaccino!
Sharp, but Sweet!


We also have the finest Teas from all over the world! Just name your favorite prehistoric variety!


Or make a Dinosaur-sized Splash with a frosty glass of our Iced Tea!



Thanks for once again joining us on our Monthly Nipclub Adventure!
We hope you have had a fantastic time at the Dinosaur Park, and we look forward to seeing you again soon!

Please donate to our wonderful shelter if you can, even a dollar helps!
Thanks again,
The Nipclub Crew

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