(Not as popular as Harold's Bar, but you might see some famous Astronauts!)
We have all your old favorites and some special space themed ones too! So pull up a cockpit chair and enjoy! The view thru our portholes is out of this world!
Please let them know it's a #Nipclub related donation so it can be counted in our final total.
And, we have lift-off!!
Of course we've got PepiSmartDog's Out of This World Diamond Sparkletini! With Bacon! and lots of Nip.
Tang! First taken into space by John Glenn on Feb 20, 1962 in his Liberty 7 Mercury Spacecraft.
Ours is chilled and on ice in a glass, not a plastic bag!
The Dark Side of the Moon Niptini, with glowing Moon Worm Swizzlers
Our Baileys and Bacon! and Cream ~ The Man in the Moon never had it so good!
In Space (and Twitmo) Nobody Can Hear You Scream! Our Lemon-Lime Soda and Vodka Jello Shooters with a Gummy Lime "Astronaut"
The Mexican Cosmonaut ~Tequila and Kahlua on ice, with a twist of Lemon and a touch of Nip
Floating around our Lounge you will find our Spicy Popcorn Space Balls! Enjoy as many as you'd like.
The Lunar Leprechaun ~ A Barkarita that will leave you Howling!
The Million Stars Niptini ~ with just a splash of Blue Curaçao so you'll feel like you are looking into forever!
Another little snack floating around the Lounge ~ Vulcan Fortune Cookies, illogically Cinnamon Flavored!
Our Sunrise on the Moon Spiced Rum Punch. Made with Papaya, Mango, Orange nectars, and Rum, Allspice and Nip
The Moon Light Niptini~ White Creme de Caçao and Vodka in a chilled Chocolate drizzled glass, with just that right touch of Nip.
Of course we have the world's finest Champagne! How else to celebrate our sucessful Shuttle Mission?
And a choice of the finest fresh fruits for those who would like to add it to their bubbly
Naturally, we have Hank's Bacon! Beer! It wouldn't be a pawty without it!
And our own Hank's Bacon! Root Beer for the younger anipals!
For those who are just waking up, or working the late shift at the pawty, the finest coffee in the universe.
Our Alien Latte is sure to hit the spot
Or try our Wormhole Cappucino!.
Because of size restrictions on the Shuttle, we couldn't bring our regular Slushie machine, but little R2 will be scooting around serving all your favorite flavors, including a special Tang flavored slushie!
We have onboard an exciting choice of Fruit Smoothies, just let your barktender know your favorite!
It can get pretty hot in Space! So try one of our refreshing Iced Teas! Try to keep it in your glass please!
A delightful variation on the old standby, our Fruit Flavored Iced Teas are sure to hit the spot!
Thank you for joining us on our Nipclub Space Shuttle Adventure. Please donate to Forever Home Cat Rescue if you can!
We hope all you space travelers have a great time and we've got some wonderful treats lined up for you ~ only a couple freeze-dried, dehydrated items!! Promise!
Please remember to check out our wonderful shelter, Forever Home Cat Rescue, and donate if you can!
Don't forget to use our easy Noms and Bar buttons to get the treats of your choice!
This is real Space Food!! Clam Chowder in a ultra high-tech can! Hope it's as tasty as it looks! If you think REALLY hard you might be able to teleport it straight to your mouth. Also available in Chicken Noodle with Nip, and Minestroni with Bacon!
A little bit of comfort food in Space! Nipclub's own Bacon! Wrapped Meatloaf. Mom never made it in zero G!
Especially for our Cat Astronauts (but everyone will love them) Coconut Prawns, served with a delightfully tasty Fruit and Nut Salad and drizzled with a liquid blueberry astrogrel and sprinkled with stardust!.
Space Cheese and Chili dip, very tasty! But don't go spiralling out of control and save some room for our main courses! Be sure to enjoy it in the special room designed for dip! Those walls are washable!
Chinese Take-Out in Space? Try our Tiger Striped Pork and you too will have our phone number on Speed Dial! Chopsticks specially designed by NASA included at no extra charge!
.Bleu Moon Cheese and Bacon! Fries ~ A delightful combination that goes well with anything, or just as a snack by itself! You will NEVER be seen standing alone with a plate of these. Everyone will be your friend in hopes you are in a sharing mood! :)
Moon Shu Pork! Just as tasty as you'd get back on earth, but ours has a special secret ingredient! Shh, don't tell! It's Bacon! Even more fun in zero G where you get to chase it around and grab it with your NASA designed chopsticks!
The Bacon! Bacon! Pizza. Always a Nipclub favorite.
Uh-oh! I forgot!
Pizza was for some reason one of the things that couldn't be freeze-dried, so it was never served in Space until Pizza Hut made a Special Delivery in 2001!!
But the folks at Internet Pizza will make you one right now! Go order the pizza of your choice, they deliver instantly!!
The Man on the Moon Cheeseburger! With all your favorite fixings! Served with Bleu Moon Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, or Fruit. Condiments can be reconstituted with a dash of Hank's Bacon Beer!
Our Bacon! Space Cone ~ When you're worn out from working in space this is sure to bring you a little recovery! You'll be ready to haul moon rocks all night long after a cone!
Our Dinty Moore Beef Stew!! It has been preserved in cans for much longer than the Space Program has been in existence! Still really tasty too!! (no, our cans ARE newer than that!)
Somebody forgot to mention that we couldn't have a BBQ on the Space Shuttle ~ so guess what? We done it! BBQd Babyback Ribs with all the fixings! (#Nipclub not responsible for the sauce flying around your fur!)
BBQ'd Pulled Pork Sandwiches ~ very tasty! Served with a Carolina BBQ sauce, and comes with Ranch Style Beans and some fresh Summer Fruit.
(Eat the beans please, we may need the propulsion later, and don't' worry - in space no one can hear you toot!)
Even in Space, we have the #1 food of Nipclub!
Fried Lasagna!!
Served with our own Marinara Sauce & Garlic Moon Cheese Toast. A hit in ANY galaxy!
Sushi in Space!
All your favorite varieties!!
Watch the video to see how they got it there!
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A few lighter snacks
Our Bacon! and Fruit Salad, served with you choice of dressings, but we recommend the Bleu Moon Cheese! Sprinkled with stardust and ranch antimatter capsules, your happy tummy will be in orbit!
Lox and Cream Cheese on a Moon Bagel. (Secret: The moon isn't made of green cheese, it's made of CREAM cheese!)
Another Nipclub favorite! Our Chili Cheese Dog is out of this world!!
(once again please eat the beans! but please no horseplay with your pals air hoses!)
Bacon! Wrapped BBQ Corn on the Cob ~ Oh! This is another favorite, either by itself or with any of our BBQ items. Have fun chasing the corn niblets! Who can catch the most in their mouth??
Turns out M&Ms made the Space Shuttle trip everytime starting in 1981. How about a special supply with hydroponic astro-nip right in the shells!
Ready for Breakfast? Our Blue Moon Berries with Man in the Moon Ricotta Cheese filled pancakes. Served with lots of Mimosian Butter and Saturnian Syrup or Venusian Honey!
Ooooh! Our Bacon! and Sausage Gravy covered Biscuits. Just the thing to start your day in Space! Mega-thick bacon imported directly from Titan! It's Titanic Bacon! :)
Have a little time on your hands? You can eat it, or line the colors up on our Rubik's Cube sandwich! Or you can just stare at it and ponder how they made it. Definitely one of the unsolved mysteries of the universe!
Oh, tasty! Our Sourdough Bagettes with Man in the Moon Cheese and (of course!) Bacon! You can have them as a snack, or with any of our main courses. Or you can blast them off in space and watch them orbit around the nearest planet like tiny satellites.
A Few Sweet Treats
Dreaming of going to the moon
Our Banana Split Cake! Extra Hot Fudge and Bacon! on request! Marvin the Martian's personal favorite!
The Little Green Men Key Lime Pie with a Chocolate Graham Crust and sprinkled with Coconut and Rawhide shavings. The Key Limes are shipped fresh from the Keys of Neptune!
Our Flying Saucer Fruit Tart ~ catch one before they get away! Careful not to let them crash in the face of your closest pal! (They taste so good maybe they won't mind.)
Raspberry Moon Pies! With tasty Bacon! Vanilla Ice Cream. Beyond Whoopie! These Moon Pies will make you yell BZZST ZURRP CHIZZT! (That's martian for oh my goodness that's amazing!)
Battle Star Gorganzola and Strawberry filled pastry cookies. Even the Cylons take a break from wreaking havoc to enjoy these!
Moon Base Pudding ~ Served with Banana and Pomagranate. Extra scoops of Nip Whipped Cream on request. Served on a medium sized monolith.
Spiral Galaxy Chocolate Nip Spritz cookies? Oh, tasty! (They didn't tell us we couldn't have a deep fat fryer on the shuttle either...) The rings will circle your taste buds in joy just like the rings of Saturn circle the planet!
Take Me to Your Leader Mango Mousse ~ tasty and cool! And sure to keep any vogon from throwing you off their ship (or reading you their poetry!)
The biggest Near Earth Object we've ever seen? This Giant Cream Puff is just calling your name! made with Man in the Moon Cream, and served with your choice of Fresh Fruits. The day this crashes into the earth will be a day to rejoice!
Our Carmel Apple Ice Cream Sundaes ~ Served with a side of Bacon! Tasty, Cool, and Crunchy! (and the caramel goes everywhere! Split one with that special someone to ensure they are stuck to you for the whole night.)
And last, but not least, our Million Stars in the Sky Sugar Cookies! Get a couple dozen to share with friends! Or even better and to quote the legendary Carl Sagan.. Share "Billions and billions of stars."
Thank you so much from all of
the Nipclub Shuttle Crew
for joining us on our adventure! Please donate to Forever Home Cat Rescue if you can! See ya next month on our newest adventure!
Remember ~
Always Reach for the Stars! and, may the Nip be with you!
Our Baileys and Bacon! and Cream ~ The Man in the Moon never had it so good!
The Mexican Cosmonaut ~Tequila and Kahlua on ice, with a twist of Lemon and a touch of Nip
Floating around our Lounge you will find our Spicy Popcorn Space Balls! Enjoy as many as you'd like.
The Moon Light Niptini~ White Creme de Caçao and Vodka in a chilled Chocolate drizzled glass, with just that right touch of Nip.
And a choice of the finest fresh fruits for those who would like to add it to their bubbly
Naturally, we have Hank's Bacon! Beer! It wouldn't be a pawty without it!
For those who are just waking up, or working the late shift at the pawty, the finest coffee in the universe.
Because of size restrictions on the Shuttle, we couldn't bring our regular Slushie machine, but little R2 will be scooting around serving all your favorite flavors, including a special Tang flavored slushie!
We have onboard an exciting choice of Fruit Smoothies, just let your barktender know your favorite!
A delightful variation on the old standby, our Fruit Flavored Iced Teas are sure to hit the spot!
